Available Lite - Nixon The Dog

When I was in college I decided that I was at that stage in my life where I needed a dog. My friends and I used to have a saying where if something was really messed up it was a "big Nixon". For a long time it was going to be a band name, but it fit perfectly for the dog's name. Nixon moved in with my parents long before I graduated from college. For some reason this was acceptable, but the invitation to move back home for an extended period of time has never been extended to me even though we attended the same university. His main goal in life is to monitor all squirrel activity in the general vicinity of my parent’s house. This activity has caused him to have reconstructive ACL surgery from trying to climb too many trees. . . . Seriously.